Alright everybody the HERO has arrived to tell you about the global disasters and how to save them the awesome and heroic way! I believe the first thing we need to talk about is all these earthquakes thats going on around the world! They need to shut up so i decided the best thing to do to stop the earthquakes is either give them some Advil or push England into the ground all the way where the earthquakes are chillin and talking to eachother like "Hey dude you want to mess with Japan again today?" y'know all that! Anyways we push England down their with them and he'll nag them to death and they'll eventually die!! I won't take any objections to my brilliant and well thought out plan either!

...exactly how much money are we going to use with this and can I not be a part of this plan?

How could you not be a part of the plan! This plan is fool proof and will save thousands of lives! More importantly it'll save my California! If you don't help out another earthquake will happen, people will panic, senior citizens (LIKE ENGLAND) will go on a rampage and books will fall ON THE GROUND. Everybody knows everytime a book falls on the ground 4 african babies are murdered. So in other words if you won't help your just an african baby killer. and ALSO to answer your money question i'll just borrow some money from China.

(okay, I loled XDD) ummm, america I don't think that'll work. We can't stop earthquakes, but maybe we could warn people better before one hits? I just think it might be easier :3 And OH NO! Those poor african babies!! D:

Thats the.....dumbest thing i've ever heard in my life! My plan is obviously the best and the easiest! Don't worry maybe one day you'll think of an awesome plan like me..umm..*Looks at her* Wheres your name tag! i guess i'll just call you milky! YEAH that fits you. i'm kind of getting thirsty now...*Takes out a milkshake*

Bella....like bells! So your name is jingle bells? THATS COOL!!! You should come to my christmas party next year since you have a sweet name! *Looks over at Romania* I know your a Commie and all, and you can't really focus on the really COOL stuff and the really LAME stuff but could you try Bro! My plan is obviously the most well thought out, coolest, and sexiest plan! But just to make you happy since i'm the HERO and all. i'll change England to you! So you can nag them to death with your commie talk!

I agree with America on this..
(since I cannot object >.<)
I don't want another earthquake or tsunami to happen...

i also agree wit America
*In my thoughts- so if America owes me more money america will have nothing else to give but land and i will take over America Mwahahaha!!*
-friendly smiles-

(china is EVIL! <:0) bells is cute~ But Alfred, don't be too harsh on Alina for her opinion, please :3 Aren't we all here to share our own views? *looks at Japan and China expectantly*

... -looks blankly at china-

See!!! Obviously Japan and China see how brilliant my plan is!! But i will admit, England couldn't stop earthquakes he's not cool enough to! Sooo.......I'LL GO INSTEAD!!! I'm WAY cooler than him!!

-eyes closed in the corner daydreaming about take over-